In the future we'll all be gay
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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