for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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