Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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