lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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