He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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