i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
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it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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