He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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