Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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