In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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