yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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