I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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