how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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