Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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