He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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