We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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