3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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