He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Randomize