using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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