high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize