Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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