its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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