dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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