Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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