you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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