she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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Let's get the cat blown out
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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