dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
So. Much. Porn.
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