You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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