Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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