he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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