Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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