she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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