Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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