i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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