Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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