You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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