never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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