I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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