She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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