i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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