Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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