i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
this is an emotional support booty call
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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