so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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