You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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