Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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