Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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