capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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