my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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