She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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