White coat. Heels.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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