return my video game
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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